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Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals.'

'You know, for an invisible friend you leave a lot to be desired.'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

A toy idea that never caught on.

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Fade to black...

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."