Childhood Nostalgia Keeper Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."

'Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.'

'They don't play 'mummies and daddies' these days. It's wife swappies now!"

The Queen's Carriage.

School crossing

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

baby sweetcorn...

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Balloon Kids

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

He wanted a different one.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Teddy Time Bears

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'