Childhood Memories Keeper Gifts

"My sister will be down in a minute. In the meantime here's some photos of her in big underpants when she had the flu."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

'He's a very angry young man. I should know. I had tight shoes when I was a kid.'

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

Child with picture of rocket

"It's great to see so many of you here today."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Green Balloon

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.