Childhood Memories Collector Gifts

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"They're cute. What are they for?"

"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."

"Yeah? Well my Mom can jump over the moon!"

'My mom told me that I was so surprised when I was born that I didn't talk for a year and a half.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

Green Balloon

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.