Childhood Memories Collector Gifts

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

"They're cute. What are they for?"

"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."

"Yeah? Well my Mom can jump over the moon!"

'My mom told me that I was so surprised when I was born that I didn't talk for a year and a half.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

Green Balloon

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'I dressed myself.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."