Childhood Memory Appreciator Gifts

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Green Balloon

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I dressed myself.'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Living life dangerously 2010.