Childhood Story Appreciator Gifts

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tooth fairy

Nanki Poo

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

Gingerbread man escaping.

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

'And with a wave of her magic wand Albert's fondest wish became a reality'

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"I think as a kid I was pushed a little too hard."