Childhood Memory Seeker Gifts

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Green Balloon

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I dressed myself.'

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

'Cheese.'

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"