Childhood Memory Seeker Pillows

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Green Balloon

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

What you wanted to be for Halloween...What you were.

'I dressed myself.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I had a pet lobster once...until we got it home from the grocery store."

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'Cheese.'

Living life dangerously 2010.

Haircuts

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."