Childhood Memory Enthusiast Pillows

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Balloon Kids

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Green Balloon

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

Flava Superba

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Rapunzel as a child.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'My first tattoo...'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."