Childhood Memory Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Green Balloon

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Flava Superba

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'My first tattoo...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Creative right?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Cheese.'