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Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

'They're all tattletales.'

'My first camera'

A girl buries her doll in the yard.

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

'I swallowed my spoon.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"The water was too hot."

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Bike Rides

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Jack in the Box

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."