Childhood Memories Enthusiast Mugs

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

Huh

'They're all tattletales.'

'My first camera'

A girl buries her doll in the yard.

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

'I swallowed my spoon.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"The water was too hot."

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

Bike Rides

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Jack in the Box

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'