Childhood Memories Fan Mugs

"I like Sophie but she is the wrong side of six while..."

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Flava Superba

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."