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"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Teddy Time Bears

'My first camera'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

The Music Box

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'