Childhood Memories Fanatic Pillows

"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

The Music Box

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Flava Superba

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'