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'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Green Balloon

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I dressed myself.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'