Childhood Memory Buffs Mugs

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Balloon Kids

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He followed me home...finally!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'I dressed myself.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'