Childhood Nostalgia Curator Gifts

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

Green Balloon

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."