Childhood Nostalgia Curator Gifts

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Balloon Kids

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

The Music Box

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

Green Balloon

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'