Childhood Nostalgia Lovers Mugs

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"What can I get for a quarter?"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

He wanted a different one.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'