Throwback Fanatic Gifts

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'