Retro Film Fanatic Gifts

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Laurel and Hardy

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Janet Leigh

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Tokyo City Limits

Richard Burton

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Phantom of Casablanca

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Clark Gable.

Humphrey Bogart.

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort