Retro Film Lovers Gifts

Godzilla's Twilight Years

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Cary Grant

Lumiere brothers caricature

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Romy Schneider

Janet Leigh

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Phantom of Casablanca

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Margaret Rutherford.

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Woody Allen

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Elderly Tarzan...

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Clark Gable

Clint Eastwood.

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."