Retro Film Buffs Gifts

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

Janet Leigh

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Cary Grant

Phantom of Casablanca

Tokyo City Limits

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Marxist Elephant

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Brighton Rocky

A potato's favourite video

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."