Retro Cinema Buff Gifts

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Gloria Swanson caricature

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Jimmy Cagney.

How witness protection really works...

David Niven caricature

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Phantom of Casablanca

Marilyn Ghost

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Tokyo City Limits

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Janet Leigh

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Romy Schneider

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Anna Magnani

Brighton Rocky

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

A potato's favourite video

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn