Retro Film Fan Gifts

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

Man with no username.

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Classic Film Festival. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I told you it wasn't a buddy movie!

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

The Unforgiven.

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

PSYCOW!

Marilyn Monroe

Another tragically overlooked sign of trouble ahead.

"Do you see 'Harry and the Hendersons' in there?"

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

The Gladiator.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Drive in movies.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

David Niven caricature

Michael Caine

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'I could have had a V-8!'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."