Fashion Throwback Enthusiast Gifts

'The theory of evolution is obviously wrong. You haven't developed since the 80's, Henry.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Austin Powers

Marilyn Ghost

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Monroe

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Lady in Blue Dress

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Back to School '95

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."