Fashion Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Demure lady with gloves

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Victorian Lady

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Before the Internet

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Blue Dress and Feather

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

A Macaroni in 1772

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'New Game'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."