Fashion Nostalgia Enthusiast Pillows

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Demure lady with gloves

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Victorian Lady

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Blue Dress and Feather

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

A Macaroni in 1772

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

'New Game'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.