Retro Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'This was called a pensioner,they became unfashionable in the early 21st century.'

'That's my grandfather - I told you he was old fashioned.'

Invention 321: The wig of light

"Oooh! Elbow pads! What ever happened to elbow pads?"

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

1960s.

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

"Non of this Power dressing Ernest."

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!

'I wear a fanny pack so I don't look stupid cramming my pockets full of stuff.'

The Grim reaper during the 1970's

"Do you have anything without stripes?!"

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

Old Lady Paper Doll

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Teddy boy's picnic

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Ringlets Hairstyle

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"until you've walked a mile in someone else's platform shoes from 1973 you don't know back pain."

"Dad."

' No,I'm not an 'ex circus clown'...I just haven't bought any clothes since the 1970's.'

"Run away and make a mental note that tie dye is back in style!"

'Look at the old present I found when I was putting away the decorations. It's for me!'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Hello, dear! Remember 1968?

In Philip's recurring nightmare, he enters the game in front of a capacity crowd and a worldwide TV audience wearing basketball shorts from the 1980s.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'What's happening? No flowers, no beards, no bell bottoms..?'