Fashion Nostalgist Gifts

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

'I'm feeling nostalgic, son, thinking of the days when you could tell the back from the front on a pair of underpants.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Marilyn Ghost

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Courtney Love

Lady in Blue Dress

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

High Platform Diving

"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."

Teddy boy's picnic

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

Alien cabaret.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Ringlets Hairstyle