Fashion Nostalgist Gifts

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

'I'm feeling nostalgic, son, thinking of the days when you could tell the back from the front on a pair of underpants.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Marilyn Ghost

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Courtney Love

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Lady in Blue Dress

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

Teddy boy's picnic

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

High Platform Diving