Fashionably Nostalgic Gifts

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"I've had it with the nineties!"

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

Top Trolls

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Teddy organ grinder

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Church in the year 2035.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'The theory of evolution is obviously wrong. You haven't developed since the 80's, Henry.'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"When I was your age, I had a jacket just like that. And a shirt and sunglasses like that too! I was soooo cool!"

"I preferred their old look."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

'You'll find lots of changes back home-long hair's out for a start...'

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

"Look what I found in the garage!"

"Son, your grandma is dancing with Kurt Cobain now."

Swell who is sad because he has lost the little gridiron from his chatelaine