Nostalgic Fashionista Gifts

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"You're the only guy I know who didn't cut off his ponytail after the dot com bust."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"Your hat backwards, ponytail and skateboard was cool when we were in the 8th grade. But now that we're 30, it just doesn't have the same charm."

"I preferred their old look."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I made you a mixtape."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bring out yer books!'