Nostalgic Fashionista Gifts

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"You're the only guy I know who didn't cut off his ponytail after the dot com bust."

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"Your hat backwards, ponytail and skateboard was cool when we were in the 8th grade. But now that we're 30, it just doesn't have the same charm."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Blue Dress and Feather

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Bring out yer books!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."