Nostalgic Trendsetter Gifts

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"I'm starting to look old."

Punk.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Do you like my bling?

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Underwear boy at 80

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'