Retro Trendsetter Gifts

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Eighties Woman.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Do you like my bling?

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Pizza and Karaoke

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Robin Hood Flies.

The African Plains during the 70's.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Marilyn Ghost

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.