Fashion Trendsetter Gifts

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

'You can't judge a person by his cell phone cover.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Beards and Facial Piercings

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'His shirt worries me.'

Which way to menswear?

'Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Nice Snood

'What is so hurt inside of you, that you would want to be ironic about Tom Selleck?'

Do you like my bling?

'Those make you look like a bit of a tosser, these are more you - A complete arse'

"Sensational outfit...and black is always in fashion!"

'It's okay to stare at my tattoo - it's the menu!'

"I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh."

"Well pardon me! I just assume, when someone comes into work on a Monday morning with a mohawk, that they've had a pretty good weekend!"

David Bowie RIP

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Hats

"Dad, it isn't called a 'five o'clock shadow' anymore...it's call SEXY!"

"That's it, son, you're gettin' the belt!"

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

'Do you still sell 'husky' jeans?'

"No, we are not twins."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

I can't believe you got one of those ear gouges. "Gauges." They're all the rage. I'm keeping it. Don't judge me just because you're behind the times. People have been doing it all over the world for thousands of years. It's nothing new. It's not? Ogawd! What have I done?!

"It's not that I'm opposed to beards, Lawrence. . ."