Fashion Trendsetters Gifts

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

"And here's a man who needs to introduction. . . his tattoos say it all."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Rap music

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Absolutely not!"