Beauty Trendsetters Gifts

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Inflating Boobs.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

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Do you like my bling?

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Nice bling!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Woke Jersey Shore

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'