Beauty Trendsetter Gifts

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

New Shades 2020

"Eyeliner is back!"

Woman who has run out of make-up

Cosmetic Surgery - "It's okay Beauty, I'll see the Beast on his own for a moment."

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Do you have anything in whoever the latest social media influencer is?"

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pop Culture for Teens

Inflating Boobs.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Future Old People