Beauty Trendsetter Gifts

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

New Shades 2020

"Eyeliner is back!"

Woman who has run out of make-up

Cosmetic Surgery - "It's okay Beauty, I'll see the Beast on his own for a moment."

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Inflating Boobs.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."