Fashion Forward Trendsetter Gifts

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

New Shades 2020

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Smart meter. Smarter meter