Trendsetting Fashionista Gifts

Cuffwear, 2004

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Do you like my bling?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Crocodile Shoes

Australian punk

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

New Shades 2020