Trendsetting Fashionista Gifts

Cuffwear, 2004

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian punk

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Naked Furniture

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk