Edgy Trendsetter Gifts

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Merger at 28th and Lex

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Cool bling bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

Cuffwear, 2004

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

Which way to menswear?