Edgy Trendsetter Pillows

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Merger at 28th and Lex

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Love the kitten heels!'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Come at me, Bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Cuffwear, 2004

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

Cybergoths.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea