Edgy Style Seeker Pillows

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"An everything Martini, please."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

wattle covers

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Mister Pretty Shoes

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

Born to be Mild.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '