Edgy Stylist Pillows

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Christmas Socks

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Inspected by #16."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

The Urban Utility Belt

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"And which solar system are you from?"

Graffiti artists school

Barnyard wigs.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Chickens