Edgy Stylist Gifts

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Pants Uglifier!

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Christmas Socks

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"Inspected by #16."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

The Urban Utility Belt

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"And which solar system are you from?"

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Graffiti artists school

Barnyard wigs.