Groovy Stylist Gifts

Seventies Hair.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Punkins

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Disco Dancing

Doulton Canada Geese

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

They will too notice.

Hippie Edibles Co.

Satan

Christmas Socks

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Man bun tending

Cornrows

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Bell Bottoms

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

"Far out, man."

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.