Groovy Attire Admirer Gifts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Cockroach Costume

Gay Couple

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Chugger

Native Americans flirting.

Good Luck

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Conversation in the country about theft

"Norman's an influencer."

Consumer of Pears.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Guitar Player in Traditional Germanic Dress

"My grandma left it to me in her will. . . and the little message on the back assuages my guilt!"

Giacomo Puccini.

Seventies Hair.

Scottish man wearing a kilt is kicked out of the women's bathroom.

'My parents always gave me choices.'

Japanese man in a kimono.