Whimsical Attire Admirer Gifts

Consumer of Pears.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Well, that one got away."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Witches Checkout.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Reindeer

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

Mephistopheles

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

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Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cherub string quartets

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Circus Baby.

Antique oriental carpets.

An snail shell with a chimney

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Christmas Hat Tree

'There's not a lot I can do for you.'

"I need you to honk."

Lewis Carroll