Whimsical Wearers Gifts

Christmas Hat Tree

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Late BroomStick

Jungle Stores.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Visit the Geek islands.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Beauty Shop

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

White Sale

Ghost Playing Cello

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

'Fairy friday.'

Cow and Pig leave for school.

A swordfish saws through a raft.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

'Hey, buddy! Do you want to buy some really hot pictures of Little Red Hood?'

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Decadence

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'