Whimsical Accessory Aficionados Gifts

"We have a fascinating new range of Human-eye contact lenses."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Emergency Hipster Beard

A watch face with Stonehenge

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Beware of the Cat.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Whose tie?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Christmas Hat Tree

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"It's not a backpack."

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

Detention Anklets

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

'I do have a mask on.'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

Cow Pockets

'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."